local map = {
	god = {"ASS_God", "%LOCALPLAYER%", "1"};
	ungod = {"ASS_God", "%LOCALPLAYER%", "0"};
	heal = {"ASS_GiveTakeHealth", "%LOCALPLAYER%", "100"};
	["1337"] = {"ASS_GiveTakeHealth", "%LOCALPLAYER%", function(l) return 1337 - l:Health() end};
	slap = {"ASS_SlapPlayer", "%NAMEGIVEN%"};
	kick = {"ASS_KickPlayer", "%NAMEGIVEN%"};
	tel = {"ASS_TeleportToTarget", "%LOCALPLAYER%"};
	speed = {"ASS_Speed", "%LOCALPLAYER%", "1"};
	nospeed = {"ASS_Speed", "%LOCALPLAYER%", "0"};
}

local function ChatText(ply, name, text, filter)
	local localPly = LocalPlayer()
	
	if ply != localPly:EntIndex() then return end
	if string.Left(text, 1) != "!" then return end
	//if string.Right(text, 8) != ", please" then return end
	
	local det = string.Explode(" ", string.sub(text, 2))
	if #det < 1 then return end
	
	local command = det[1]
	table.remove(det, 1)
	
	if map[command] then
		local args = {}
		for k, v in pairs(map[command]) do
			if type(v) == "string" then
				if v == "%LOCALPLAYER%" then
					args[k] = localPly:UniqueID()
				elseif v == "%TARGET%" then
					local trace = localPly:GetEyeTrace()
					if ValidEntity(trace.Entity) && trace.Entity:IsPlayer() then
						args[k] = trace.Entity:UniqueID()
					else
						localPly:ChatPrint("Valid target not found.")
						return
					end
				elseif v == "%NAMEGIVEN%" then
					if det[1] then
						for _, ply in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
							if string.Left(string.lower(ply:Name()), string.len(det[1])) == string.lower(det[1]) then
								args[k] = ply:UniqueID()
								break
							end
						end
					end
					if !det[1] || !args[k] then
						localPly:ChatPrint("Please specify a valid target.")
						return
					end
				else
					args[k] = v
				end
			elseif type(v) == "function" then
				args[k] = v(LocalPlayer())
			end
		end
		RunConsoleCommand(unpack(args))
	end
end
hook.Add("ChatText", "ASSPlease", ChatText)